The noobs....

So I was playing territory war online, and pranked several people...

The Noob
Remote Player: hay
Local Player: Hello
Remote Player: how do u fir???
Local Player: Press A
Remote Player: ok
Local Player: What would you rate this game out of 10
Remote Player: 7
Remote Player: hard to kil peopl
Local Player: How can I improve that?
Remote Player: how do u jump
Local Player: Up, and you do know that you could change the sequel now, right?
Remote Player: mak it istant kil
Remote Player has left the room

This guy was STOOPID! HE DIDN'T EVEN READ THE INSTRUCTIONS!!!!!
He also thought I made the game

The Perv {gender unknown (thank goodness)}

Remote Player: hey baby
Local Player: ...
Remote Player: what
Local Player: ... Hablas Espanol?
(Do you speak Spanish)
Remote Player: spanih
Local Player: Spanish? Si
Remote Player: english
Remote Player: ohla
Local Player: No hablo inglés
(I don't speak english)
Local Player: !!!!!!
(I missed with a grenade)
Remote Player: sex
Local Player: ¿Es usted pervertido?
Remote Player has left the room

This was getting seriously creepy.
This time I pretended to be Mexican, and only spoke Spanish.
Note that I am always local player

any requests?