Christmas Presents

I've been thinking lately about how I'm going to pull off getting you all presents for Christmas, so I came up with an idea...

We will all write our name and what we want on a piece of paper and put it in a hat. We will randomly select. If someone gets themselves, we all have to put our papers back and re-pick.

This is called Secret Santa

Even though Santa is Satan, and a fat drunk burglar pedophile (he only gives gifts to children, what does he want in return?)

Anyways, just throwing it out there. Tell me what you think.

... Possibly, possibly.

Santa is also charged with multiple accounts of breaking in to homes and placing mysterious packages underneath trees.

I shoulda explained more.

He's a reverse burglar.

A few years ago he was charged with possession of marijuana. How else could his reindeer fly?

Oh, and don't forget illegal slave labor.

ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!!!